Dog Sitting Day Two: The Crude Humor of Doggy Farts

Hannah and Luna are like a lava lamp. They can keep me entertained for hours. Today they have done some pretty silly stuff, but also some pretty gross stuff. They are insanely gassy dogs. And, despite how awful it smells, I find it really funny. I also had fun watching them do things like trying to catch their treats, falling asleep in funny places, and hopping around the yard. I have been giggling all day.

My sense of humor is very skewed. I love puns and fart jokes. I laugh at really goofy things like dogs wearing shower caps, screaming goats, any other animal wearing clothes, and just goats in general. I also laugh at really horrible like dead baby jokes and most crude British humor. Dirty jokes usually don't make me laugh because I usually don't catch on to them. My mind is rarely in the gutter because I usually spend my time coming up with funny puns (even though I'm probably the only one who finds them funny). My goofy sense of humor is why I think the doggy farts are funny. They sound like a human, and every time they toot they look at their butts as if they can't believe what just happened. It truly is very funny.

Both of them are so cute and silly. Luna, the baby, always falls asleep on the couch with her head on the pillow like a human. Then Hannah goes and cuddles up with her like the mama duck she is. Then when there is the smallest sound in the world, Luna jolts awake and jumps about three feet into the air. Hannah doesn't move at all. The only things that wake up Hannah are when I stand up, she toots, or when I speak the words "food" and "go outside." They both fall back asleep pretty quickly every time.

Sleepy Luna.

It is really nice to have these two dogs here to keep me company during the day. My apartment has been so dreary and lonely the past couple of nights because my dog, Maggie, is staying with my grandparents for the week. It is amazing how quiet and empty my home feels when it is missing that one little dog. At my sister's house, Hannah and Luna make it feel like a home full of warmth and love. There is something magical about walking through the front door and being greeted by puppy faces and licks. That is the best part about coming home to Miss Maggie. She always comes to say hello when I walk in. That one greeting from a dog can make any place feel like home.